My French is terrible, but I know enough to never eat at this bistro.

Just hold your nose, its fine.

Oh my dear! Is that a log? Really who in the right mind would eat a log? Even if one is on a fiber diett 😱

You must have amazing lungs, my dear Wee Wee.

Have a good Vulcanisation

Beware of rubber chefs sauteeing large cigarette butts

Exzellent

Does something smell like burning vinyl to you?

Logs and Ph@rts— seems like a wholesome enough place. 🤷‍♂️