The Lyric Project : Mr. Grinch - Verse I & I I

--- You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch ---

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana

Mr. Grinch, with the greasy black peel

You're a vile one

You got termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile

Mr. Grinch

You're a foul one

Friends you don't have none

I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half foot pole!