Jeremy Doyle, now this was a really rotten kid.

Forever grounded and sent to his room for everything from thievery to assault, battery, unwanted rubbing, and just being a turd.

His favorite shenanigan was to call to old ladies walking by and give them the double "bird", or to moon them, often dropping bean soup between his legs, giving the impression of...you figure it out.

He kept this up into his late thirties, until a spunky old broad whipped a brick at him and collapsed his forehead.

What a dumb-ass.