This guy is full of himself

"A shirt is walking down the street, few trousers sitting on chairs, in a coffee shop, on the road side, whistling to her to show their admiration, at the evening"; hyperrealistic, extremely detailed, colorful, masterpiece

Imagine a hyperrealistic, highly detailed and colorful image where a shirt is anthropomorphised and walking down a city street during the evening. Nearby, there's a coffee shop and a few trousers, also anthropomorphised, are sitting on chairs inside. They're whistling towards the shirt in a show of playful ...