Malevolent nasty sits

The need to dispose of kompromat

Is a problem that beggers belief,

So flushing a handful of pages

Seemed a good way to bring some relief.

But deep state regulation of plumbers

Meant restricted flow through the drain,

Which accounts for the flood in the bathroom,

And the howling frustration and pain.

(Based loosely on an infamous bit of doggerel circulating in various forms about the camel and the sphynx)