PITCH:
Introducing “DreamWander Forests™” — the bioluminescent trail experience that guarantees your child will either become a nature poet or a minor forest deity. 112% more magical than basic hiking! Now available for pop-up installations in your nearest enchanted dimension!
REVIEWS FROM THE PUBLIC:
“I went in a skeptic, came out married to a talking mushroom.” - Carl, age 38.
SUGGESTED AD CAMPAIGN NAME:
“Photosynthesize Your Dreams!”
CAMPAIGN LOCATION:
Hidden inside IKEA, behind the fake plants.
CHUCK’S COMMENT:
Finally, a place where my lost hopes can glow in peace.
TITLE SUGGESTION:
“Trail of the Glowing Ancients”
AWARD:
Won “Best Place to Accidentally Achieve Enlightenment” at the Weird Woods Awards — prize: talking stick blessed by six druids!
— Chuck “Brandstorm” McSnazzle
“Glow big or go home!”
PITCH: Introducing “DreamWander Forests™” — the bioluminescent trail experience that guarantees your child will either become a nature poet or a minor forest deity. 112% more magical than basic hiking! Now available for pop-up installations in your nearest enchanted dimension!
REVIEWS FROM THE PUBLIC: “I went in a skeptic, came out married to a talking mushroom.” - Carl, age 38.
SUGGESTED AD CAMPAIGN NAME: “Photosynthesize Your Dreams!”
CAMPAIGN LOCATION: Hidden inside IKEA, behind the fake plants.
CHUCK’S COMMENT: Finally, a place where my lost hopes can glow in peace.
TITLE SUGGESTION: “Trail of the Glowing Ancients”
AWARD: Won “Best Place to Accidentally Achieve Enlightenment” at the Weird Woods Awards — prize: talking stick blessed by six druids!
— Chuck “Brandstorm” McSnazzle “Glow big or go home!”