Jorge and Uldred are your twin ushers at the local Art Deco Cinema/Theatre. They're proficient in their guiding ways...

by torchlight, laser pointer, or tiny little self-illuminating led dots. They've even written a little ditty for cinema patrons who prefer the "Follow the dots to your seat..." seat-guidance choice. It's quite catchy, especially when Uldred puts his deep, rich bass on to counterpoint with Jorge's melodic natural falsetto. Imagine Barry White meets The Bee Gees and you'll not be far off...