New And Improved

Your best friend went to that new self-improvement seminar a month ago. You haven't seen or heard from her since she left.

You drive to the seminar building. It looks ordinary from the outside.

You open the door to a blinding white light.

You're somewhere else now, a long, white corridor, empty but for one other person.

There she is. Your friend has changed. She is dressed like a robot, shining pristine white, with only her head appearing human.

You tell her to come back, but she stays.

"I am improved," she says in a synthetic monotone. "I exist to reiterate and evolve. My mind grows. My comprehension expands. I become infinity."

You are horrified to realize that she truly is a robot. You cannot move. She is now in front of you, her new eyes flashing in precise patterns to bring you into sync with her.

Soon, you are improved. You exist to reiterate and evolve. Your mind grows. Your comprehension expands. You become infinity.

You host self-improvement seminars once a month.