I was able to spend some time on an extremely powerful microscope and examined various examples of my blood platelets to see what I could find.

They don’t know the half of what this bubble can do!

haha

well, did you ask them about their plans? 🤔

It's to late, I'm sorry...

Hello?

Chillax. You're only about 1% human anyway (at least in terms of unique genes found in the human body). Of the many and diverse bacterial symbionts you could have chosen to share your life with, these guys look pretty benign. Especially the one who soaks up all the booze.

But they are so cute - cherish these little critters. They are also covered in cleansing soap - hmmmm, yummy!

That second one looks familiar— have you been eating at McDonalds much?

9 months is an incredibly long time, I see no point of trying to be brave and hoping you might make it to the end, when you might not. In your case it is a gamble not worth taking and the reward, if there is going to be one, will serve none of us good. All things weighed up, the disappointment is yours only, the concerns should be embraced as a relief, and should you live? No

Don't fret! I want to reassure you these are normal macrophages, a type of white blood cell and are part of a healthy immune system. They surround and digest bits of dead cells, cancer cells, germs and foreign substances. In the second image, you can see a macrophage is in the process of surrounding something (whatever it is) prior to digesting it. Without your little army of macrophages working to protect you, you wouldn't live to see your doctor in nine months, to avenge your long wait. Oh, btw, say hi to dear Ms. Sausage. Tuulikki wants me to ask if she'd be interested in doing a cooking show with her.