The PastaFarian

The Pastafarian In the saucy underworld of Little Sicily, one man ruled the table — and the family. Vinnie "Meatball" Marinara isn’t just a crime boss — he’s a culinary cult leader, blending pasta, power, and parmesan into a recipe for total control. When rival families try to corner the meat sauce racket, Vinnie strikes back — not with bullets, but with boiling water and a secret garlic bread weapon.

Guided by ancient carb-based traditions and the whispers of the Flying Spaghetti Deity, The Pastafarian pulls the strings of a city drowning in red sauce and debt. As loyalties boil over and noodles snap, one thing is clear: in this kitchen, you eat... or you get eaten.

He made them an offer... with extra parmesan.