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Mornings can be chaotic.

My brother is a chemist. He makes drugs for pets. He makes lots of money selling them to vets. He has his own lab, down on a farm. He experiments there claiming it does no harm. I got a strange message the other day. I went to see him straight away. The front door was open. The floor was covered in dirt. My brother sat on a horse trying to iron a shirt. A cat sat still, power board in it's mouth. Three geese walked in circles trying to find south. My brother stared vacantly at me. He asked for help. He needed to pee. Well he fell off the horse and that was that. The iron shorted out and zapped the cat. The horse bolted straight through the wall. The geese went mental and flew backwards out the door. I don't know what drug he was experimenting with. Apparently you only needed to take a sniff. Things are back to normal except for a horse shaped hole in the wall. Sometimes the geese walk backwards and the cat seems to stall.

Lol, yes!!!👌

What the hell? LMFAO