McWendonalds

I warned you! All you had to do was stick to the preapproved chronal path. Our time travel tour guides plan them out specifically to avoid these exact sort of complications! Now look at the mess you've made! Dave Thomas's daughter became a hamburger clown instead of a twitter troll. Are you happy with yourself? You have no idea how much work it's going to take to fix this mess. That's it! You're not getting your safety deposit back. Cry about it on your Yelp review. I don't care!