Back in the olden days recording artists would sing into a special device that would cut their hit record straight onto a vinyl disc...

The recorded sound was of such superb quality that early record buyers often thought the actual record star was inside the grooves of their purchased records. Record companies at the time, neither denied or admitted this misconception and kind of allowed the myth to spread. At the peak of sales, up to 1000 records were sold every 16 nanoseconds. If you were lucky enough to find a rare "Direct2Disc™" recording and compare it to a modern CD disc, you too would believe that Elvis Presley was inside that very record you've just paid $2.5 million for. When you hear stories about Elvis still being alive what's probably happened is that a random person had overheard a wealthy fan play a Direct2Disc whilst leaving a window slightly ajar in their penthouse or mansion...