Quarterly Performance Review

Ever since the new boss took over, things have certainly changed. The job is tougher, you better believe it, but we're really raking in the dough for all the work we're doing.

With the old boss, we had a performance review every year to make sure we were up to snuff, but this new boss wants to do it every three months! I mean, come on! Give a guy a break here!

So I figure they're gonna go through a few guys during the day on Monday, a few more Tuesday, etcetera. But it's almost seven in the evening on Monday, and we're all still here!

I would've packed a nicer suit if I knew I'd be called in today. I would've picked up some food as well.

Finally, I'm called in to meet the new boss for the first time.

This gorgeous blonde is certainly not the old bald guy I was expecting. She's even got gloves, like she's looking for specks of dust.

She clears her throat, and I realize I've been staring.

"Sit down," she commands.

I obey without thinking.

The office door closes.