Gillian took a sneaky glance back, hoping the crew hadn't noticed her early-morning departure from a Caribbean cruise that had been a real disaster. She considered the treasure chest as... compensation, and would leave only a One Star review on Trip Adviser.

Gillian made the right decision to leave her themed holiday cruise early, before its crew woke. The 'all the weevils you can eat' buffet was disgusting, the 'house grog' was dreadful, the 'walk the plank' competition did not appeal to her, the captain's wooden leg grated along the deck and his parrot squawked incessantly. But, the complimentary chests were simply 'do die for!'