Graphic Tee - Red Comet, a beautiful woman with short red hair, amber eyes, graphic tee Caffeine Spaceman

Ship’s Log: Entry 78.42.Δ

Subject: Red Comet

Spotted her again drifting through the outer rings of Vega-9—Red Comet. Amber eyes, gravity-defying smile, and wearing a tee with someone else’s name on it… as usual. I swear, she must have a cargo bay full of fan shirts. Every time I see her, it’s a different one—shouting out some artist, explorer, or half-forgotten meme lord.

She’s like a walking shoutout beacon. A fangirl missile in orbit. Whatever star she’s chasing, it’s got a hell of a gravitational pull.

Note to self: Check the back of her shirt next time. Might finally be my name.

—C. Spaceman