"Fair and gentle knights, as your King, I exhort you to go forth and engage the enemy in battle! For your beloved King will soon join you on this exalted battlefield!"

He's American for sure.

His tailor hates him

“Now preparest mine royal Rascal, good equerry!”

Still, at least they know where to find him...

Not even an elephant will let King Orbus the Roundeth ride him into battle.

If portly is a sign of wealth... Ding, ding, ding - Winner!

Yeah, okay, but who'd play him in the movie????

The original Battle of the Bulge didn’t budge.

If the battle took place on a hill, he could still prove himself useful against the charging enemy. However, the terrain looks rather flat.