Lady Olenna Tyrell

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"Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything."

"The cheese will be served when I want it served."

"I have a rose painted on my chamber pot, as if that makes it smell any better."

"I've known a great number of clever men. I've outlived them all. You know how? I ignored them."

"Oh, but I do know."

"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me."

"My grandson is the pride of Highgarden. The most desirable bachelor in all the Seven Kingdoms. Your daughter is old."

"The next morning, Luthor never made it down the stairs to propose to my sister, because the boy couldn't bloody walk."

Shall I go on? What else can I say, except "Long May She Reign?" The Queen of Everything? (I know I said Billina was the Queen of Everything, but there can be separate queens for hens and humans.)