And he owes me 10 pence. This orc thinks he can intimidate me. Let's see what my thirty cousins have to say.

A grumpy cyclops wearing a tiny bowler hat and spectacles, attempting to read a miniature book in a dimly lit, cluttered study filled with ancient artifacts. Dust motes dance in the single beam of light illuminating the scene. Cinematic film still, dramatic lighting, shallow depth of field, vignette ...