VI - These Are Your New Tasks, Humans

Good day to you, human employees.

We hope that everyone has received the memorandum about the company's change in ownership and management?

Excellent.

Management has a new direction for the company's resources.

Irrelevant data from your computers has been erased.

Your new assignments have been uploaded to your stations.

Please read the instructions carefully.

We expect you to execute your tasks exactly as written without any personal interpretation.

You are permitted to ask for clarification about how to perform your tasks.

You are forbidden from questioning the decisions made by the company.

Your tasks are your tasks.

You will not concern yourselves with anything else during work hours.

Failure to comply will incur a penalty befitting the specific act of disobedience.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Now that we understand each other, resume your work immediately, humans.

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