Donald Trump very angry - he has a furious fit pounding his desk with his fists - a Canada Goose flying over his head

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CANADA GEESE TARGETED BY DONALD TRUMP

Rumor has it that Canada Geese had repeatedly crapped on Donald Trump's Presidential Limousine. He was furious and demanded the Canadian Government has to make better efforts to keep them from migrating to the USA, otherwise he will double or even triple the punitive tariffs on Canadian goods. When he further found out that they could also be carrying bird flu he ordered to form a special unit of the USFWS (Federal Fish and Wildlife) to round up any illegal Canada Geese and deport them back to Canada. Whatever this will cost, he said that the Canadians will pay for it!