Judge Edgar Allan Poe sentences a pair of disheveled ravens to 25 years of punishment locked up in an abandoned department store's...

Gentlemen's Underwear Department. The raven's defence barrister had requested Judge Poe to show lenience and imprison the wicked corvids in the Ladies Lawnjerré Section. The Judge denied the barrister's plea, and as added punishment decreed that the doorways and corridors leading towards the Feminine Side be bricked up and sealed with hot, sticky tar. "Tar and feathers should never meet; and nor shall they." ...Judge Poe lifted his gavel and with a hideous, stomach-churning THUD, the detestable ravens were led away to begin their sentence...