Close-up photograph. An obese kodiak bear, wearing a tiny golden crown, sits on a throne of beer cans in a dimly lit dive bar. He stares int...

Close-up photograph. An obese kodiak bear, wearing a tiny golden crown, sits on a throne of beer cans in a dimly lit dive bar. He stares intently, a sarcastic smirk on his face. The scene is bathed in dramatic lighting, reminiscent of a Caravaggio painting. Best quality, a masterpiece, 8k resolution, ...