THE DERANGED LAND OF POOH: Winnie the Revenant (Pooh Bear resurrected)

They say some spirits in the Hundred Acre Forest never rest—some bound not by sorrow, but by hunger. Winnie the Wrath and Winnie the Pooh were once the closest of friends, until a terrible fire consumed the forest. Pooh was lost that night, his ashes sinking deep into the honey-soaked soil. For a hundred years, the forest tried to heal, the rivers cleared, and the sky turned gold again. But when twin moons bled orange and the bees fell silent, something began to stir beneath the earth. From that cursed soil rose Winnie the Revenant—a bear reborn of molten memory and ghostlight. His eyes glowed like lanterns of trapped souls, and his veins burned with honeyfire. In his grasp he carried the Hivebreaker, pulsing with the hearts of fallen bees. He no longer speaks of hunger—he is hunger. And on certain nights, a soft voice hums, “Oh bother… eternity’s so sticky, isn’t it?”

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