It occurs to me that "RPM" could also stand for: "Resenting Peasants Monthly", or "Reactionary Peers Mendacity", or "Representing Post-Mortality". Your shapeshifter abilities must be funded by a covert organization that will disavow any knowledge of you. I shall henceforward look for your missives under the code name: "Reality Processing Misalignment", as we see depicted here...........
It occurs to me that "RPM" could also stand for: "Resenting Peasants Monthly", or "Reactionary Peers Mendacity", or "Representing Post-Mortality". Your shapeshifter abilities must be funded by a covert organization that will disavow any knowledge of you. I shall henceforward look for your missives under the code name: "Reality Processing Misalignment", as we see depicted here...........