Edgar Allen Poe reimagines the seagull eating fish and chips. Dark, moody, a struggle through fishing nets to get to the prize ...

the seagull doesn't seem to mind having to peck through that pesky fishing line, flotsam and jetsam to get to the tasty stuff. I had a salad in a sealed plastic container once. Twice! By the time I'd broke a nail 'peeling' the plastic wrap from where it says "simply peel here..." I'd gotten so frustrated, lost my appetite for green muck, and I launched the poxy salad contents through the back door and straight onto the compost heap. I'd make a dreadful seagull!