Life in the pirate's castle...

Life in Xii’s Castle is like being trapped inside a never-ending pirate-themed fever dream—a chaotic blend of rum-soaked disasters, questionable life choices, and a complete disregard for logic or basic safety.

Imagine trying to maintain dignity in a place where:

• The walls are held together with shipwreck scraps and wishful thinking. Parrots have more authority than the actual officers.
• The ‘treasure map’ leads to the castle’s own floor plan—upside down.
• Explosive stew is considered a bold culinary experiment.
• A goat named Admiral Hoofington commands more respect than the crew’s captain.

It’s a place where "order" is just a rumor, and chaos isn’t an accident—it’s the default setting. Every day is an adventure, if your definition of adventure includes dodging flying mugs, chasing hat-stealing rats, and questioning your life choices while pirates debate whether you can legally marry a parrot.

In short? It’s not just a castle. It’s a catastrophe with decor.