- Exothermic! - No, endothermic! (Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?)

Famous question and story, translated from French:

“Is Hell exothermic (escapes heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?"

Most students expressed their beliefs using Boyle's Law (if a gas expands it cools and vice versa) or its variations. However, one student had the following response:

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If we accept the postulate of my classmate Jessica who told me during my first year as a student: "It will be cold in hell before I sleep with you", and taking into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then the hypothesis must be true. So, I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen... The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has already frozen, it follows that it no longer accepts any souls and therefore suddenly it no longer exists... thus leaving Paradise alone, and proving the existence of a Divine Being which explains why, last night, Jessica kept shouting: "Oh... my God!"