one tired purple moose and a lighter purple moose are both tired of arguing who is going to eat the schroom, so they decide to each eat half...

one tired purple moose and a lighter purple moose are both tired of arguing who is going to eat the schroom, so they decide to each eat half. the lighter purple moose takes a bite and turns pink and red with white polkadots. the other, darker moose chuckles, then takes a bite of the schroom and turns to crust. he then crumbles to the ground. the light purple moose smiles and eats the crumbs