The Mondelez Maw: A cognitive Palace of Shrinkflation and Hollow Promises

A nightmarish factory where Mondelez’s greed takes physical form. Towering stacks of hollowed chocolate bars line the walls, their insides replaced by rusted machinery. Molten caramel drips from the ceiling, pooling into puddles that reflect exploited farmers and betrayed consumers. At the center, a cracked Milka bar spills shrunken products and legal disclaimers, while mechanized cows milk cash registers. Executives in purple suits whisper into headsets, orchestrating price hikes and empty sustainability claims. The factory line churns out "Less for More" wrappers, and the "Ethics Department" vault remains locked. Above it all, a chocolate fountain spells out: "Redeemable only in the afterlife.