"Brevity's Elixir - Sip wisely for conversational brilliance! Just a drop and watch your words become pithy pearls of wisdom. Side effects may include sudden onset of humility and actual listening skills."

Title: "Brevity's Elixir: The Less You Say, The Smarter You'll Seem"

Prompt: Picture a potion bottle with a label that reads: "Brevity's Elixir - Sip wisely for conversational brilliance! Just a drop and watch your words become pithy pearls of wisdom. Side effects may include sudden onset of humility and actual listening skills." The bottle itself is a quirky, short and stout design with a cork stopper, wrapped in an aged parchment label that looks like it's been scribbled on by an overly confident wizard with a flair for dramatic understatement. The potion inside is a swirling mix of deep blue and silver, reminiscent of the night sky with twinkling stars of wit and charm. This whimsical concoction is not for the verbose, but for those who wish to make every word count and leave their audience craving more of their succinct sarcasm.