Cap'n Jackie: "I'm not crazy. I'm just insane."

Ok. So, she's a rabbit. On a feline diet. No biggie.

She already knows who she wants to marry . . . after he gets old enough, that is. She even knows what year she'll officially initiate courtship.

And, but of course, her "intended" did NOT invent this plan! Nope. He did not. Nor was he even consulted. [Mostly because he was under 10 when she made her selection. And boys that age are too stupid to agree to a proper betrothal. Every girl knows that! Duh!]

Ok. She's obsessed. And more than a trifle delusional.

But she's cute. She's smart. A great dancer. And she can kill an elk with her bare teeth! Come on!! What's not to love?!