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Well...I did jaywalk, and I did stick my gum to his badge...and I did fling a dog-doo at him with a stick...
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Rent-a-Cops are the worst, and Wofez Security, Inc. is the worst of a bad lot.
I have been stopped for jaywalking by an undecover po-po once, they were hiding behind a bush waiting to catch anyone who decided to avoid the inconveniently located overpass! 🤣
Had I managed to get me fat leg over the railing and actually touched the road I'd've been fined, but he was more agile than my chonky dyspraxic teenage self, thank heck!
THEN they banned chewing gum..
Left in 1992 and only went back briefly after that, thank fex.
So this was super relatable authoritarian overreach and in my top 5!
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He looks just psychotic enough to be qualified to deal with children