Ambrose & Augustine Whistlethorn esq. [Original]

Now there's a pair of Whistlethorns who were meant to be. That's your Great Uncle Ambrose Whistlethorn, we're not sure exactly what he does, only that he's never out of business, and that he never has competition.

That's your Great Aunt Augustine beside him, last we heard she's wanted in several towns, a couple of villages and there is something to do with a continent wanting their jewels back as well, but they never hang round long enough to find out more.