A cinematic Pixar-style 3D animated photograph in widescreen aspect ratio, featuring a whimsical wedding ceremony. An anthropomorphic egg groom in a black suit and red bow tie sleeps deeply on a chair next to a dining table, a speech bubble exclaiming “Zzzzzz”, eyes closed, mouth agape, limbs askew. ...
The ceremony is over, but the flashes keep coming. The angry eggs line up for pictures, trying their best to smile through the awkward poses and forced cheer. Then it starts, shells popping into frames where they don’t belong, yolks grinning in the background, chaos caught forever in every shot. The wedding may be done, but the time of photobombing has begun!