Yee haw selfie with JAWS

Scene: An overweight tourist sits in a small rowboat, facing the camera directly. He wears mirrored sunglasses, has frizzy red hair, a full red beard, and a broad, exaggerated smile. In his right hand, he holds a selfie stick with a cell phone, while his left hand triumphantly gives a thumbs-up. His ...

A hefty Caucasian tourist sits in a compact rowboat, his full attention to the camera. His mirrored sunglasses reflect the scene before him. A head of frizzy red hair sits atop his head, matching the thick red beard on his face. His smile stretches across his face in delight. In his right hand, a selfie ...