The Crossroads Deal

"Fine weather we're having..."

"Jesus! Where'd you come from?"

"You already know the answer to that... and curious that you'd invoke that name, considering what we are. Oh, don't look so surprised. You called us here, remember?"

"I didn't think it'd actually work..."

"Well it did, and here we are. So, what kind of deal do you want? Or should we all keep standing here getting soaked?"

"Maybe this was a bad idea..."

"Listen kid, you went to all this trouble and we've got other things we could be doing in far sunnier locales, so let's move it along, yeah? Spit it out."

"...I need a date to prom."

"...you're kidding..."

"I'm serious! Do you know how metal that would be?"

"You want to sell your soul... for a date to prom?"

"Yeah..."

"...your soul... for a date..."

"..."

"...you know what, kid? This is just pathetic enough, you can have this one on us."

"Really?"

"Sure, why not..."

"Hot demon girlfriend!"

"Nope! Just a prom date! Gonna nip that in the bud right there..."