“I said FREEZE Santa!”

Caught in the act. Act 4 The trap! For years he had followed the reports. Missing mince pies, sooty footprints, strange organic matter found on the rooftops. He knew he was close… He waited way beyond the allotted ‘bed time’…. That noise!….could it be?…..he slowly drew his weapon. The door to the parlour was slightly ajar. Bursting through………..there he crouched!…..a huge white bearded, red coated behemoth of a man!……spotting the half loaded pie in his gloved hand………he told him to stay exactly where he was………he didn’t. Damnit!……..I said Freeze Santa!