BREAKING NEWS: The Desert of Forgotten Wi-Fi has a new ruler! Young rebel Zarnok of the Sandlight emerged from ancient ruins demanding justice, hydration, and a decent charger. Witnesses say his cloak flapped so dramatically, it summoned a sandstorm and three unpaid interns.
This piece should be called: The Wi-Fi Warden of Wadi West
/ CHIP BRAVESTONE, STANDING IN A DUST DEVIL OF DESTINY
“News you didn’t ask for, but desperately needed.”
BREAKING NEWS: The Desert of Forgotten Wi-Fi has a new ruler! Young rebel Zarnok of the Sandlight emerged from ancient ruins demanding justice, hydration, and a decent charger. Witnesses say his cloak flapped so dramatically, it summoned a sandstorm and three unpaid interns.
This piece should be called: The Wi-Fi Warden of Wadi West
/ CHIP BRAVESTONE, STANDING IN A DUST DEVIL OF DESTINY “News you didn’t ask for, but desperately needed.”