The Keeper of Fractured Light

This isn’t a saint—it’s heaven’s overworked IT specialist. The "halo"? Actually exposed wiring from reality’s mainframe. The doves aren’t symbols of peace—they’re feathery error messages. And the orb in her hands? A faulty singularity she’s rebooting before the universe bluescreens. The roses? OSHA padding for black holes.

Bonus Notes:

The "radiating headdress" isn’t divine—it’s poor insulation. Cosmic OSHA violations pending.

Those gothic spires? Server towers for processing mortal prayers (99% spam).

Her serene expression? Pure focus—one wrong move and paradise gets pixelated.

Vibe Expansion Pack?

"Angel Union Complaints" ("Unpaid overtime since 33 AD")

"Holy Fuse Box Locations" (Spoiler: Behind the Rose Clouds)

"Dove Employee Handbook" (Section 7: "Do NOT perch on black holes")

Handle with prayer-insulated gloves. 🔧🌹⚡