Raccoon Swimming, eh!

Hey, take off, eh! Look at that there raccoon buddy, havin' a swim like a true Canadian, right in the middle of the lake, ya hoser! He's all like, "I gotta cool off, eh?" Swimming with that little mask on his face, just like a furry secret agent, don't ya know? Probably searchin' for some of those leftover back bacon crumbs. We salute ya, raccoon pal, keepin' it real in the Great White North's natural pool. Just remember, watch out for those hockey pucks floatin' by, eh? Beauty, eh?