Cockney Biker(?) Telling a Tale...

cockney biker talking trash to the camera vivid story teller - gestures a lot with his hands - very funny

& professional photography Surreal Restaurant setting with beautiful aliens exotic strange extra- human beautifully dressed eating and drinking and celebrating with their fellow aliens and people with a difference strange and wonderful creatures tablecloths china crystal many flowers within the Restaurant ...

Masterpiece photography detailed striking hyper real Photograph photorealistic super detailed 8k resolution eldritch light magical realism bizarre art celestial dreamy esoteric detailed skin texture ultra realistic uhd faces uhdi trending on pexels hdri uhdi diffused natural skin glow breathtaking and ...

New Aliens Arrive very different looking bizarre strange uncomfortable yet beautiful secret agent stuff

NO EARTH CREATURES

boring same looking typical aliens common alien tropes

& fabulous natural naturalistic Alien People bizarre unique unexpected freaky beautiful strange edgy passionate realistic creatures

People express interest in each other interacting vigorously smiling mirth joy badinage FUN

Only aliens dressed in the finest fabrics beautiful clothes on everybody

esao andrews andrea kowch flip hondas lucien freud

Huge Characters too big for restaurant threatening jumping aliens jumping monsters violence

(painted results:1.3) old fashioned painting styles non-photographic (painting result:1.2)

Glasses of wine glasses of beer

bad looking aliens alien in a brown bag formless alien clothing the usual aliens common looking aliens

upper half of a character over furniture or other cut-off characters half characters

hand skin hand on saucer hand on plate fingers on plates fingers on teacups fingers on saucers fingers used as garnish fingers on food hands on food fingers used as decoration anywhere finger and hand candlesticks disconnected fingers and hands random inappropriate human body parts

& (closed eyes:1.3) shut eyes (disembodied hands:1.3) random hands unattached human hands

double wine glasses overlapping wine glasses

people diners customers closed eyes ugly tiling poorly drawn hands poorly drawn feet poorly drawn face out of frame extra limbs disfigured deformed body out of frame bad anatomy watermark signature cut off low contrast underexposed overexposed bad art beginner amateur distorted face two heads too many ...

corduroy texture straight faces not smiling signature signatures signed painting painting signature writing on painting writing on image chop symbol watermark cartouche writing blank walls bare floors body parts extra hands extra fingers extra limbs disincorporated human parts dismembered human

signature

ugly, tiling, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn feet, poorly drawn face, out of frame, extra limbs, disfigured, deformed, body out of frame, blurry, bad anatomy, blurred, watermark, grainy, signature, cut off, draft