📚 Woodland 101: Owls, Acorns & Arithmetic

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📚 Woodland 101: Owls, Acorns & Arithmetic

Professor Hootsworth has been teaching forest fundamentals for forty-seven seasons—and not once has he let a squirrel pass without showing their work.

The curriculum includes:

• Advanced Acornmatics
• Introduction to Tree Rings
• Ethics in Foraging
• PE (Pinecone Education)

Today’s quiz? “3 acorns + 2 acorns = ?” (The fox tried “acorn pie,” the raccoon offered “a trade,” and the bunny asked if she could “just carry them in her ears.”)

Professor Hootsworth wrote on the board with a stick of birch bark, paused dramatically, and hooted:

“The answer is community, class. We share the acorns.”