A store for Frankenstein

Once upon a time, Frankenstein's monster decided to start his own business. He opened a small shop selling bolts, screws, and nuts. Unfortunately, his shop wasn't doing very well, so he decided to expand his inventory. He started selling alarm clocks, but they kept going off randomly scaring his customers away. Then, he tried selling rubber chickens, but people kept mistaking them for actual chickens and tried to buy them for their farms. Eventually, Frankenstein's monster gave up on his business and went back to his true passion - scaring people. He became a pro at it and even started teaching classes on how to scare people effectively. And he lived happily ever after, scaring people and occasionally selling bolts and screws on the side. The end.