FLASH FICTION #1 "NOT NORMAL?" (1 minute story, Part 2 of 3)

NOT NORMAL? Part 2.

"What's up?” Brotvah's nipples flashed brightly.

“Nothing - it's just...”

“Tell me!”

I sighed, “ever wondered if the sky was blue, leaves green - but growing on top of trees, not below ground - and water colourless?”

“Weird!” Brotvah snorted, orange mucous dribbling from the nostrils above his eyes.

I was disgusted, I heaved - Why? Everyone oozes when they laugh!

Brotvah cradled me with all three arms.

I shuddered, creeped out, “please, only two!”

So, do I have an amputee fetish now? “Nothing Feels Right,” I sobbed.

Brotvah blinked all four eyes, independently - that just means he's concerned, absolutely normal.