Madame Crumble. A flamboyant female supervillain baker known as Madame Crumble, with a cupcake hat, enchanted rolling pin, and a whipped cream lasso. She we...

Name: Madame Crumble Real Name: Jessica Butterwhip Backstory: Once the nation’s top baker, beloved by all for her melt-in-the-mouth shortbread and dangerously fluffy soufflés. But when her cake collapsed on live telly—sabotaged by a smug rival—something inside her snapped like a ginger nut in a cold cuppa.

Now she roams the streets by night, her apron tattered, her rolling pin enchanted with dark pastry magic. Wherever there’s joy in baking... she’s there. Lurking. Waiting. Swapping ingredients. Cracking eggs into shoes. Whispering “Your scones are dry” into the ears of sleeping chefs.

Superpowers:

Exploding Doughballs (they leave you stuck in a yeasty bubble for hours)

Whipped Cream Lasso

Can summon The Crumbstorm, a violent whirlwind of stale crusts and flour.

Catchphrase: “Time to turn up the heat, darling…”

You wanna give her a sidekick? Maybe The Sifter? Or do we send in a rival villain—someone from the savoury side, like Count Quiche? 😈