BOB HOSKINS IS REALLY GOOD AT BEING MARIO rest in peace

IF THAT MOVIE HAD BEEN CALLED ANYTHING BUT super mario brothers YOU DICKEHEADS WOULD BE HAILING IT AS AN OBSCURE CULT CLASSIC BUT NOOOO INSTEAD YOU ARE LED TO A PRECONCEIVED NOTION THAT THE FILM SHOULD FOLLOW A CERTAIN GUIDELINE WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING THAT THE GAMES THEMSELVES BORE SUCH LITTLE CONSISTENCY AT THE TIME THAT THE ONLY CONGRUENCY TO BE FOUND WAS AN AESTHETIC IN A PAPER-THIN NARRATIVE SO BARE IT MIGHT AS WELL BE INEFFABLE