Ginger tabby cat is concerned that his owner has been *unresponsive* on the sofa for over 23 minutes.

Ginger hasn't eaten for at least 7 minutes - and he does, probably have enough food in his dish to last until supper-time, but what if his owner doesn't wake up... There's this street cat that told him a tail of his elderly owner doing a thing called "passed away suddenly..." He wasn't sure what it meant but he figured perhaps the settee swallowed the old lady up, all of a suddenly, and she was stuck, and she couldn't get to the cat food store, and...Heck, the ginger cat all of a sudden, suddenly jumped on his sleeping owner and stopped that pesky old settee from swallowing him up too! Mark wasn't too impressed at his jolt back to reality by a big fluffy ginger creature...plus he was just getting to the best bit in that dream he keeps dreaming where...