Okay okay okay… so my official title for this masterpiece is:
“Wile E. Nope: The Shadow Before Impact” 🕳️🚚💥
Awarded the “Lifetime Achievement in Cartoon Consequences” trophy, made entirely of melted anvils and expired rocket skates.
Like… how is a shadow this dramatic? It’s like if your destiny had a spotlight and said, “Stand there. Yeah, right there.” I’m 82% sure that truck’s gonna do exactly what ACME products always do: cause a glorious failure. RIP dignity.
Jake Fact: If you stand too long in the road thinking about cheese, a falling piano will find you. I learned that the almost-bad way.
—Signed in permanent marker,
🏜️ The Jake who once tried to catch a squirrel using peanut butter and a shoebox
Okay okay okay… so my official title for this masterpiece is: “Wile E. Nope: The Shadow Before Impact” 🕳️🚚💥
Awarded the “Lifetime Achievement in Cartoon Consequences” trophy, made entirely of melted anvils and expired rocket skates.
Like… how is a shadow this dramatic? It’s like if your destiny had a spotlight and said, “Stand there. Yeah, right there.” I’m 82% sure that truck’s gonna do exactly what ACME products always do: cause a glorious failure. RIP dignity.
Jake Fact: If you stand too long in the road thinking about cheese, a falling piano will find you. I learned that the almost-bad way.
—Signed in permanent marker, 🏜️ The Jake who once tried to catch a squirrel using peanut butter and a shoebox