Current events: An...unknown...thing was rescued, in the nick of time, by helicopter, after a shrieking Orange County woman accused it of lowering the value of her stock portfolio. (?)

An enormous fur covered blob-like monster, with 6 hooved appendages, spikes on its back, weeping sores, enormous eyes with enormous feminine long eyelashes, thrashing about with a hook in its mouth from a rescue line from an unseen helicopter, black night, subject well lit, obviously bellowing, side ...